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Suffer Sireyna 2018 (also known as Suffer Sireyna Intergalactic) premiered on 22 February 2018 and ended on 12 May 2018. It is the 2018 edition of the Eat Bulaga!'s "beauty pageant" for the not-so-beautiful flamboyant gays and trans women of the barangays titled Suffer Sireyna. It is a subsegment of Juan for All, All for Juan: Bayanihan of d' Pipol

The segment is a spoof of the classic transgender beauty pageant Super Sireyna. The title of the segment is a portmanteau of the two Filipino words "sirena" ("mermaid", which is a Filipino slang for a homosexual individual) and "reyna" ("queen"). Unlike the candidates from its prestigious counterpart, the contestants of Suffer Sireyna are comically made to suffer through a series of outrageous and humorous challenges.

Overview Edit

Daily rounds Edit

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Original title card

The contestants of the beauty pageant are taken from the barangay of the day that the Sugod Bahay gang visited in Juan for All, All for Juan: Bayanihan of d' Pipol. Each day, three contestants must compete against one another in an obstacle course that will test their speed and agility.

The obstacle course, dubbed by the hosts as "Obstacle Curse", consists of physical obstacles and a food challenge that can usually be completed in under a minute. The contestants must first spin around with their forehead placed on the end of the bat five times before going through the physical obstacles. At the end of the Obstacle Curse, each contestant must completely consume whatever food or drink is on the table and ultimately shout a phrase to signal the timer to stop. The contestant with the fastest time wins the daily round. In case of a tie, a game of rock-paper-scissors will determine the winner.

Forty daily winners will then advance to the grand finals of the competition.

Grand finals Edit

The grand finals of the competition was held on Saturday,12 May 2018 in Brgy. Burgos, Rodriguez, Rizal. Once again, the forty contenders must go through three elimination rounds of obstacle courses.

Round 1 Edit

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The eight spots of the Round 1 are filled with the fastest candidates.

In the first round, the forty contestants in the starting line must race to the pabitin area where each of them must jump and grab one item hanging from the suspended metal frames. They must then run across the field to the hukay area where they must dig holes under flagged spots using the item to retrieve a pink brick. Once they recover a pink brick, they must go through a gartered tunnel and claim a spot in the next round. Out of the forty candidates, only eight candidates can advance to the next round.



Round 2 Edit

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The orange team uses the synchonized kadang-kadang.

In the second round, the eight winning candidates are split into two teams: Orange Team and Green Team. The members of each team must, one by one, crawl under a sixty-foot gartered tunnel and then run over the tire obstacle course. The candidate must then wait until her other teammates complete the two obstacles. As a team, they must then use the kadang-kadang to synchonize their walk to the next station. In the next station, each team member has to go into the banana tree farm, retrieve a necklace, and then return to the kadang-kadang. Using the kadang-kadang, the team must pass under the three limbo rack bars and then race to the finish line. The teams are given six minutes to complete the challenge. The team with the fastest time wins the game. In the case that no team crosses the finish line, the team who goes further in the challenge wins. The members of the winning team advance to the final round of the competition.

Round 3 Edit

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The hosts and four candidates prepare for Round 3

In the third round, the individual candidates must go through the pile of scattered pile of scrap metal and then spin around with their forehead placed on the end of the bat five times. The candidates must then run across the balance beam and then run over the tire obstacle course. They must then spin with their forehead on the bat five times before running to the final station. In the final station, the candidates must then drink ampalaya juice using ten straws. Once the cup is empty, the candidates must shout the phrase "Ako ang reynang pangkalawakan!". The candidates are only given 2 minutes 30 seconds to complete the challenge. Whoever has the fastest time is declared the winner of the competition.

Angelo Bobier, the "Ruffa Mae Nitso" of Antipolo City, was crowned as Suffer Sireyna Intergalactic 2018, winning over the other thirty-nine candidates. She received the crown, ₱10,000 courtesy of Chooks-to-Go, Richeese Wafers worth ₱50,000, a truckload of Hanabishi appliances, and an additional ₱100,136.38 in cash prize.

Rico Abayon, the "Shamcey Bukbok" of Sta. Rosa, Laguna, was also awarded Best in U.F.O. (Unidentified Fashion Outfit) for having the most creative costume in the introductory portion.

Hosts Edit

Below is a list of hosts who been involved in the segment at some point in its run. This may include main, co-, substitute, and one-time presenters.

Studio hosts Edit

  • Tito Sotto
  • Allan K

  • Vic Sotto
  • Alden Richards

  • Joey de Leon

Barangay hosts Edit

  • Jose Manalo
  • Maine Mendoza

  • Wally Bayola

  • Paolo Ballesteros



Results Edit

Daily rounds Edit

Week of 23 April–28 April Edit

Date Contestant

Celebrity Name Pun

Venue Result
Monday
23 April 2018
₱132.25
Tuesday
24 April 2018
₱132.98
Wednesday
25 April 2018
₱133.25
Thursday
26 April 2018
₱133.75
Thursday
27 April 2018
₱131.50
Sean Kenneth Bartolome Bungang Araw Mina Brgy. Calumpang,
Binangonan, Rizal
Eliminated (₱38.40)
Rocky Santos Garbage Garcia Eliminated (₱38.40)
Ronald Gim Delara Kris Maligno 'Winner (₱54.70)'
Friday
20 April 2018
₱131.75
August Maniaol, Jr. III Angel Locsinturon ni Hudas Brgy. 367, Zone 37,
Sta. Cruz, Manila
Eliminated (₱38.42)
N/A Jasmine Kwitis Eliminated (₱38.42)
Mark Gil Aquino Maja Labintador 'Winner (₱54.90)'

Week of 23 April–28 April Edit

Date Contestant

Celebrity Name Pun

Venue Result
Monday
23 April 2018
₱132.25
Arvin Ventura Megalis Young Brgy. San Antonio,
San Pedro, Laguna
Eliminated (₱38.52)
Angelo Soriao Rochelle Kapangitan Winner (₱55.20)
Jericho Morales LeBron James "LJ" Reyes Eliminated (₱38.52)
Tuesday
24 April 2018
₱132.98
N/A Bianca Maling-Mali Brgy. NBBS Dagat-Dagatan,
Navotas City
Eliminated (₱38.55)
Christopher Amisola Diana Kadiring-Kadiri Eliminated (₱38.57)
Rommel Romano, Jr. III Kylibagin Padilla Winner (₱55.85)
Wednesday
25 April 2018
₱133.25
Paula Nicole Montecarlo Pata Tim Chiu Brgy. 78, Zone 7,
Caloocan City
Eliminated (₱38.55)
Michael Bacsal Julia Babarretto Eliminated (₱38.55)
Reynaldo Ramos Bautista Maja Imbalsamador Winner (₱56.15)
Thursday
26 April 2018
₱133.75
Fred Castillo, Jr. Itim Domingo Brgy. 794, Zone 87,
San Andres, Manila
Winner (₱56.80)
Luisito Reyes Grasa Geronimo Eliminated (₱38.50)
Eduardo Canlas Angel Lukring Eliminated (₱38.38)
Friday
27 April 2018
₱134.26
Jayson Batac Sarah Nabalis Brgy. Casili,
Anao, Tarlac
Winner (₱57.50)
John Paul Flores Pauleen Lupa Eliminated (₱38.38)
Allan Kawini Pia Wurtzbacteria Eliminated (₱38.38)
Saturday
28 April 2018
₱134.55
Jerbert Catalan Katraina to Busan Halili Brgy. Santol,
Quezon City
Eliminated (₱38.45)
Ryan Lorenzana Maine Exit Mendoza Eliminated (₱38.45)
Ryan Orbon Kim Chumalangit Nawa Winner (₱57.65)

Grand finals Edit

Grand Finalists
Rico Abayon
"Shamcey Bukbok"
Sta. Rosa, Laguna
Clark Ervin Acosta
"Ariela Arwana"
Bauang, La Union
Jerome Agudal
"Kris Imburnal"
San Mateo, Rizal
Adrian Altiche
"Ingrown Zulueta"
Cainta, Rizal
Mark Gil Aquino
"Maja Labintador"
Tondo, Manila
Richard Azada
"Pauleen Luma"
Caloocan City
Jayson Batac
"Sarah Nabalis"
Anao, Tarlac
Reynaldo Ramos Bautista
"Maja Imbalsamador"
Caloocan City
Dennis Boaloy
"KC Konsumisyon"
Sampaloc, Manila
Angelo Bobier
"Ruffa Mae Nitso"
Antipolo, Rizal
Fred Castillo, Jr.
"Itim Domingo"
San Andres Bukid, Manila
Ronald Gim Delara
"Kris Maligno"
Binangonan, Rizal
Gabrielle Dello
"Yassi Pressman Shepherd"
Tanay, Rizal
Mark Anthony Espinosa
"Isabel Grasa-Belat"
Pila, Laguna
Charlon Esportuno
"Punerarya Guanio"
Silang, Cavite
Charito Estubo
"Carla Abalyena"
Imus, Cavite
Jayson Givera
"Bea Bangungot"
Caloocan City
Lester David Gonzales
"Toni Gonzanggano"
Caloocan City
Michael Guardaguver
"Haggard Evangelista"
Sta. Cruz, Manila
Patrick Habla
"Captain Barbell Forteza"
Alfonso, Cavite
Roman Lozano
"Pia Pusit"
San Isidro, Nueva Ecija
Jayvee Macalinao
"Lovi Poknat"
Malabon City
Jeffrey Boy Loyola Macalla
"Angel Luksa"
Malabon City
Jerome Martinez
"Lovi the Pooh"
Orani, Bataan
Joven Martinez
"Luane Dertaker"
Tondo, Manila
Aljine Montecarlos
"Precious Lara Tikbalang"
Guagua, Pampanga
Ryan Orbon
"Kim Chumalangit Nawa"
Quezon City
Rafa Reid Patrimonio
"Formalin Mercado"
Valenzuela City
Jeric Puri
"Caesarian Rivera"
Magalang, Pampanga
Rommel Romano, Jr. III
"Kylibagin Padilla"
Navotas City
Reynaldo Roque
"Pauleen Lungad"
Pulilan, Bulacan
Rolly Santos
"Chubby Garcia"
Valenzuela City
Angelo Soriao
"Rochelle Kapangitan"
San Pedro, Laguna
Jay-Ar Suniega
"Kim Duming Domingo"
Peñaranda, Nueva Ecija
Jaymon Tactaquin
"Home for the Aged Locsin"
San Andres Bukid, Manila
Christian Paul Torres
"Chackie Rice"
Navotas City
Angelo Valdez
"Julia Bontes"
Manaoag, Pangasinan
Ashley Valdez
"Iwan Moko"
Mandaluyong City
Jon-Jon Vendivil
"Heart Attack Evangelista"
San Ildefonso, Bulacan
Emer Yumang
"Max Alvarado Collins"
Pakil, Laguna
 Round 1
Contestant Celebrity Name Pun Origin
Jeric Puri Caesarian Rivera Magalang, Pampanga
Angelo Bobier Ruffa Mae Nitso Antipolo, Rizal
Jayson Batac Sarah Nabalis Anao, Tarlac
Rommel Romano, Jr. III Kylibagin Padilla Navotas City
Jayvee Macalinao Lovi Poknat Malabon CIty
Jayson Givera Bea Bangungot Caloocan City
Charito Estubo Carla Abalyena Imus, Cavite
Patrick Habla Captain Barbell Forteza Alfonso, Cavite
Round 2
Team Members
Orange Team Carla Abalyena
Lovie Poknat
Sarah Nabalis
Caesarian Rivera
Green Team Bea Bangungot
Captain Barbell Forteza
Ruffa Mae Nitso
Kylibagin Padilla
 Round 3
Candidate Celebrity Name Pun Origin Time Completed Result
Jayson Givera Bea Bangungot Caloocan City 1:50.00 Finalist
Patrick Habla Captain Barbell Forteza Alfonso, Cavite 1:34.00 Finalist
Angelo Bobier Ruffa Mae Nitso Antipolo, Rizal 1:31.00 Grand winner
Rommel Romano, Jr. III Kylibagin Padilla Navotas City 1:42.00 Finalist
Special Award
Candidate Celebrity Name Pun Origin Award
Rico Abayon Shamcey Bukbok Sta. Rosa, Laguna Best in U.F.O. (Unidentified Fashion Outfit)
most creative costume

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